Ten Reasons to Propose to A Death Row Inmate

In today's news, two woman called to propose to Scott Peterson. The only thing most of us know about this man is that he was convicted of killing his wife and unborn son. Now, you might think that tidbit might be considered a negative feature in a marriage partner. Apparently proposals to death row inmates are not uncommon. Do our prisons pay widow benefits? Below are some of the reasons that woman might propose to death row inmates.

Number 10: Your husband does not have to work late at the office.
Number 9: You don't have to share the remote control.
Number 8: It is not a problem to get him to take directions.
Number 7: You don't have to listen to him snore.
Number 6: You don't have to miss American Idol for his TV shows.
Number 5: He doesn't steal your sheets at night.
Number 4: He won't notice if your legs aren't shaved that day.
Number 3: He doesn't complain if the house is not clean.
Number 2: You know he is not stepping out with another woman.
Number 1: You always look better than the people he works with.